U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq
In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.
View ArticleCondoleezza Rice Goes On Date
Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a...
View ArticleDick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman
Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico...
View ArticleActor Tom Cruise To Change His Name
Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist,...
View ArticleOhio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie
DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first...
View ArticleDog Set To Testify in Scott Peterson Murder Trial
Redwood City, Calif. - Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial unveiled plans today to call one of the scent-sniffing rescue dogs used in the investigation to the witness stand. Maddie, a Black...
View ArticleReport: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games
San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we...
View ArticleBush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain
Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to...
View Article99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices
City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing...
View ArticleFlorida Man Still In Line To Vote
KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since...
View ArticleU.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq
In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.
View ArticleCondoleezza Rice Goes On Date
Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a...
View ArticleDick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman
Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico...
View ArticleActor Tom Cruise To Change His Name
Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist,...
View ArticleOhio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie
DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first...
View ArticleDog Set To Testify in Scott Peterson Murder Trial
Redwood City, Calif. - Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial unveiled plans today to call one of the scent-sniffing rescue dogs used in the investigation to the witness stand. Maddie, a Black...
View ArticleReport: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games
San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we...
View ArticleBush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain
Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to...
View Article99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices
City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing...
View ArticleFlorida Man Still In Line To Vote
KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since...
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